Toemunch · Monster slippers
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Everything included
- 1 pair of Toemunch monster slippers per pair you choose
- Your pick of colour (green or blue) and style (Slide or Slipper) for every pair
- Free tracked shipping to your door
Size chart & fit
| EU | UK | US women | US men | Foot length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35 | 2.5 | 5 | 3.5 | 22.5 cm / 8.9" |
| 36 | 3.5 | 6 | 4.5 | 23 cm / 9.1" |
| 37 | 4 | 6.5 | 5 | 23.5 cm / 9.3" |
| 38 | 5 | 7.5 | 6 | 24 cm / 9.4" |
| 39 | 6 | 8.5 | 7 | 25 cm / 9.8" |
| 40 | 6.5 | 9 | 7.5 | 25.5 cm / 10" |
| 41 | 7.5 | 10 | 8.5 | 26 cm / 10.2" |
One size fits all of the above. Measure from your heel to your longest toe. At the top of the range (EU 40–41)? The Slide (open heel) gives a little extra room.
Slide (open heel): step straight in, no hands needed.
Slipper (closed heel): wraps around your heel for extra warmth and stays on as you walk around.
Materials & care
Thick coral fleece inside and out, plush lips and tongue, googly eyes and a shaggy hair tuft, on a cushioned non-slip sole. Hand wash in cool water and let them air dry.
The gift that gets a reaction
Some gifts get opened. This one bites back.
Googly eyes, giant pink lips and a shaggy hairdo — the second the lid comes off, the whole room loses it. Then they slide their feet in, wiggle their toes, and it's the only thing anyone talks about all night.
- Funniest present under the tree, for any age
- Matching green + blue pairs for couples and best friends
- Thick, warm fleece they'll actually wear all winter
- Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and white elephant swaps
Our promise
If they don't make you laugh, we'll refund you.
Simple as that. Every order ships free worldwide and comes with a full 30-day money-back guarantee.
- Free worldwide shipping — tracked to your door, no minimum spend
- 30 days to decide — not for you? Get your money back
- Real humans on email at toemunchhelp@gmail.com
Real feet · real reactions
Made to get a reaction.
Wiggle, kiss, stomp, unbox. Hit play on any of them.
Before you order
Frequently asked questions.
What size are they?
One size fits EU 35–41 (UK 2.5–7.5 / US women's 5–10 / US men's 3.5–8.5) — see the size chart on the product page. If you're at the top of that range, the Slide (open heel) gives a little extra room.
Slide or Slipper — what's the difference?
Both have the same monster face, thick fleece and non-slip sole — the only difference is the heel. The Slide (open heel) has no back, so you step straight in with no hands needed. The Slipper (closed heel) wraps around the back of your foot, so it's extra warm and stays on while you walk around.
How do the toes poke out?
The big pink lips are the opening of the slipper. Wiggle your toes forward and they peek out between the lips like a tongue — that's how the monsters talk and kiss.
Are they warm? Will they slip on my floors?
Very warm — thick coral fleece inside and out. The cushioned sole has grip for wooden floors and tiles.
How do I wash them?
Hand wash in cool water with a little mild detergent, squeeze gently and let them air dry.
How much is shipping?
Free, to every country we deliver to, with full tracking. You'll get your tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
What if they don't like them?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. Email toemunchhelp@gmail.com and we'll sort it out.